Scott Whitby, 2020
I've drank my fill of many drinks
All I really know about whisky
Is whisky on beer...never fear
But beer on whisky is mighty risky
Curious though about the fad
Is it barrel proof or small batch?
What does that even mean?
Does it mean something or is it just a catch?
Daddy drank Jack Daniels
Others liked Jim Beam
Who were they anyway?
Owned in Japan now it seems
Bananas on the nose
On the palate there's cherries
The finish tastes like leather
Seems like the stuff of fairies
Drink it with a splash of water
Or do you drink it neat?
What if I slightly notice
A fragrance like my feet?
At a bar she said "what will it be"
I wanted something real
Twenty dollars for some Pappy
Old Charter was the better deal
I bought a special whisky
Fifty dollars is what I spent
My friend Art never heard of it
Now I can't pay the rent
So what about this fancy whisky?
Spending money without fear
That's some whisky that's mighty risky
Be wise to stick with beer
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